Colder than a....

So, I woke up at 6 this morning to blowing wind. It was 14, 14 frigging degrees, and with the 45 mph wind, the chill factor makes it about 25 below!!! I did NOT sign up for cold weather like this...So, I have decided to give you people, my lovely readers, an assignment, should you choose to accept it. The assignment is the compare the cold to something really cold, making the really cold item seem warmer than the temperature outside now...Southern states, and all points south of St. George, you suck with your warm temperatures in December...lol jk

Signing off,

Dr. Love